Hey | It’s Nearly the Fourth | Do You Want to Make Pie?

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We have The Four & Twenty Blackbirds Pie Book

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Yeah, I mean, it’s July 4th for God’s sake. It took you 7 hours to get to Yonkers. The dog had gas. You’re grinding Xanax into Montepulciano, slugging it down in quart jars and snorting the residue. You just made a pass at the lawnmower man in your underwear and he ran off into the knotweed. You’ve locked the kids in an old laundry hamper in the basement and can no longer hear their screams.

Now you’re going to make pie crust?

Spare yourself a lifetime in Attica. We have whole Four & Twenty Blackbirds pies.

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Flavors as follows, while stocks last:

• Strawberry Kaffir Lime

• Black-Bottom Spruce

• Salted Caramel Apple

• Matcha Custard

• Strawberry Streusel

• Rhubarb Crumble

$35 for a whole pie. Big enough to feed one fat family of eight or two skinny ones.

Give us a call on 607-643 6509, or email us here