Never let it be said that Table on Ten doesn’t shred the gnarlacious curl of the zeitgeist.
Pickled beet stems and caper buds. Cold brew, bacon, PG Tips, wine in mason jars, artisanal sriracha, bone broth, foraged this, foraged that. So much shredded kale you started to look like a brassica. Ramps. Kimchee workshop. Ironic Ass Beer.
Pull out your sauvecito pomade and your Mayan sun print bikini. We’re going mondo Mexican.
And in case you think we’re just another bunch of hipster Juanny-come-latelies, plundering some flavour-of-the-month food fetish, whereby stuff everybody’s been tossing on the BBQ for decades is now serious eats because we’re pronouncing it in Yucatan dialect and cooking it with flame … well, we want you to know we were at Coqui Coqui when it was just us, Heidi Klum and some campesinos raking seaweed off the beach. And while the Tuluminati were perfecting their Bharadvajasana at Bikini Boot Camp, we were blazing pioneer trails through the jungle in a 4-Runner with really shoddy a/c. An hour-and-a-bit to Valladolid, past poorly signposted cenotes and cut-throat snorkel traders, elbowing aside Instagram zombies to score Spiderman underpants from authentic artisans. Hey, we climbed that pyramid at Chichen Itza too, and Caleb lost his sarong! And barely made it back in time for whole-animal Grouper Ceviche de Wahoo and Dash Berlin’s set at Gitano. ‘La Pura Vida, muchacha!’ Wait, was that Costa Rica?
Saturday 6th of August – 12 till 3 and 6 till 9
Table on Ten and The Pines present:
¡ TACOS EL SABADO !
La Pared Hermosa (Carne Asada) – Greenane Farm flank steak, chilis, garlic, lime
El Donaldo (Cochinita Pibil) – slow-cooked Home Grown Farmstead pork, sour oranges, garlic
Las Pequeñas Manos (Pollo en Mole) – blind mole on a stick. Or Key Farm chicken in mole sauce
La Melania (Vegetariano) – roasted Star Route cauliflower, beans, Bovina Valley cotija
Tortillas de Asesino – hand-made with masa from Trevor Wilson’s local yellow heirloom corn
Elotes del Extranjero Indocumentado – charred local first corn with butter, cotija and lime
Ensalada de Siete Cárteles – black lentils, avocado, pickled peas, arugula, honey, cotija
Salsa de Soplete Esteban – Burnett’s gizzard-searing smoked maple tomatillo sorcery
Torta de Cuatro y Veinte – chocolate chili from Brooklyn with Table dulce de leche ice cream
Vino Francés e Italiano
And there you have it! Grab your sombrero, your crossed ammunition belts and assless chaps, head over to La Casa de la Risa in downtown Pueblo Floración. The oil-tank grill will be roaring, there’ll be plastic party banners in the trees and mariachi in the air. But get there quick, before the Albondigas have turned to Pho and the mezcal back to bourbon.
Saturday 6th of August 12 till 3 and 6 till 9