The PINES | Table on Ten | Four & Twenty Blackbirds | All-Pro Tag-Team Smackdown

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The PINES – featuring John ‘Boar Belly’ Poiarkoff – is coming back to Bloomville. They’ll pick up Four & Twenty Blackbirds’ own Black Bottom Emily Elsen along the way. Get ready for maitake mushroom piledrivers.

Supporting cast to follow. But for now, wrap your fist round a thick black Sharpie and vigorously scribble on your calendar, obliterating the date and the sheetrock behind it.  Might as well wipe out the morning after while your at it. It’s Labor Day Weekend so no need to go anywhere. Stay where you are. Have a bath. Do your nails.

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THE PINES and FOUR & TWENTY BLACKBIRDS at TABLE ON TEN

(featuring liquid support from ZEV ‘THE BEAST OF LANGUEDOC’ ROVINE)
 
SUNDAY 31st AUGUST

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8 ROUNDS OF MOUTHWATERING MUNCHING ACTION

$75

4 OPTIONAL ROUNDS OF EYE-POPPING SLURPING ACTION (+ SPECIAL GUEST APERITIVO)

$35

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EVERYTHING EDIBLE SOURCED FROM WITHIN 25 MILES

Doors open at 7: Facebusters begin at 7.30

Grab a FOLDING METAL CHAIR and swing it at something.

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STRICTLY LIMITED SEATING – ONLINE TICKETS ONLY – INFO@TABLEONTEN.COM

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BRROOOAAAAARRGH!